Do Tesco not know who I am?!?

We all know that Tesco know everything about everybody because of the Clubcard. They track everything you buy and know all from your inside leg measurement to what age you lost your virginity.

Every so often when I shop there I get till spits - extra coupons with your receipt. I got one last week for Always Ultra panty pads!

God knows what they want me to do with it.